A young executive was leaving the office late one evening

when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with

a piece of paper in his hand.

The CEO said with a worried expression, "This is a very

sensitive and important document, and my secretary has gone

for the night. Can you make this thing work?"

"Sure," said the young executive, eager to gain points with

the big wig. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper,

and pressed the start button.

"Thank you so much!" said the CEO. "I need two copies."